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Would you 'Adam and Eve' it?!!!
At last, Muslim man finds absolute proof that even Adam and Eve were Muslims!
 Whilst holidaying at their favourite cave (pictured left) in the desert, Abdul Farid and his family decided to go exploring.
Little did they know that what they were about to stumble upon would have Muslim 'scholars' dancing with joy. At a little after midday, Farid's youngest son dropped to his knees and started chanting 'allahu akbar, Allahu akbar' many times. Farid looked at his young son's discovery before he too did exactly the same. Farid's son had just found absolute proof that Adam and Eve were actually Muslims ... A 6000 year old cave painting clearly depicting the couple as followers of Islamic teachings.
 An ecstatic Farid (pictured right) immediately contacted the proper religious authorities and within minutes officials from the Ministry of Propoganda were taking photographs and obtaining sand samples. The evidence was rushed to the country's leading scientific laboratory at the 'University of Allah is the Greatest' where the most stringent of impartial tests were carried out. After five long minutes a 'university' spokesman confirmed that the evidence was 'absolutely 100% original and real'. Using 'fool-proof scientific methods described in the Quran' it had been dated to the exact time when 'Allah generously created life'. He further stated that the evidence had been corroborated by a leading Islamic cleric!
Officials were initially reluctant to release photographic evidence of the find as they felt it may cause distress to Infidels who would obviously now have to submit to Islam. However, being Allah's favourite prophet is always helpful in situations such as this and I am now in possession of the evidence. If you wish to see it then please click the link below...
Click here to see the irrefutable proof that Adam and Eve were Muslims
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