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Q. Mo (PBUY) I'm a member of CAMRA (Campaign for Real Ale)......... We don't have any Muslim members. Does this mean CAMRA is an Islamophobic organisation and if so, what can we do to become more Islamofriendly? ... Well for a start, stop serving pork scratchings on a Friday night.
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Q. Dear Mo , I assume the question I asked as to whether Barack Obama is a muslim was too difficult for you to answer. Under Islamic law he is a muslim because his father was a muslim. Is this why he has the support of Hamas, and the rest of the Islamic world. ? Is he practising Takkiya and Kitman?
........ Of course he isn't practising Takkiya and Kitman...he's far to busy on his PSP. |
Q. Mo! In Gaza, Palestinian factions Homos and Fatass are engaged in violent Fitnah! Don't they understand Islam means Peace?
........ Actually it stands for 'I Shag Like A Monkey' . |
Dearest Mo. I read with interest that members of your tribe like to chop up their girlfriends and pop them in suitcases. Is this to save money at airports by simply declaring them as hand luggage? Piss be upon you. XXXX and hugs.. ...It can be a very good way to cut down on travelling costs. You just have to remember not to put the case in the overhead locker as your fellow travellers may not appreciate blood dripping into their inflight refreshments during the flight. |
Q. Dearest Mo, What is the easiest way to behead a woman driver traveling alone in a car? When I stand on the motorway my sword is always blunted by the windshield and door frame. Yours in peace You Know Who........You should not be trying to kill women drivers. They may be in stage 2 of 'suicide car bomb' training. |
Q. I've seen your photo album, and inside I saw that you behave like dr frank from the rocky horror picture show... Now, I'm directing a production of this, and would you and allah be kind enough to participate as Frank and Rocky respectively?........ Unfortunately we're both starring in the Muslim version of Brokeback Mountain and won't be able to take up your kind offer...but thanks anyway. |
Q. Do I have your permission to post your BLOG address on my Blog........Of course, so long as it's a nice blog.
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Muhammad is a very sick-minded, evil, unsrupulous conman. Anything originating from Muhammad, like Islam, is very bad ! Islam is wrong. Islam is evil. Islam is exactly like Communism and Nazism. Ban Islam. Eradicate Islam !
Thank you and GOD bless. ...Cheers dude. .
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Q. Mo, The council are telling me I am not allowed to keep camels in my back garden, yet my infidel neighbours are allowed to keep rabbits and dogs. Is this racism by the council and whats more to the point will I get compensation?.......It's about as racist as it gets. Tell them you were so upset with their decision that you had to have sex with a small dog instead. You'll get so much compo you won't be entitled to unemployment benefit anymore! |
Q. what is the funniest thing you ever saw Allah do?........He once played naked Twister with Osama Bin Laden's mother. What a babe (and she wasn't bad either)! |
Hay Mo, thank you for the site and thank you for making fun of the stupidity. Religions belong in a private space and when they are politicized then they have to be marginalized and laughed at. You are doing a great service for us and more importantly for Moslem's umma. They need to grow up.........Thanks, people often forget that this site is actually a self-help site for Muslims. |
Help, I'm having trouble accessing this site! Is a terrorist performing Denial-of-Service attacks?.......All sorted now. Just some sand in the system. |
Q. Profit Mohammed (PBUY), my son is already 8 years old, and has not beaten a woman yet. Is he gay?........Are you sure he wasn't switched at birth and you ended up with an Infidel child. |
Q. Prophet Mohammed (PBUY), do you believe in Man-Made Global Warming? I'm freezing my arse off!! Yours truly, 12th Imam, the Mahdi, @Bottom of Cold, Cold Well........Then do what all the other Imams do and find yourself a young boy to keep it warm. |
Q. Aren't the 72 Virgins that 'good' muslims get upon entering Parasite, becoming a bit difficult to find? Can we ask for, um, you know, substitutes? Baa?........We ran out years ago...baaa ;o) |
I thank you very much from the deep of my heart. You have done a perfect thing.......Thanks, you're very welcome. |
Q. Prophet Mohammed (PBUY) is our moon-god's name, spelled 'Allan' or 'Allah'? Because I've been praying to 'Allan' for years..........I thought it was Albert. |
Q. O' Prophet Mohammed, Violator of Prepubescent Hymens, Master Stroker of the One True 'Pet Rock', and Dean of Camelus Dromedarius Dry-Humpus, if there are no Infidels in Paradise, will I still be able to kill, rape and rob, in the name of Allah?.........Of course, how else could one continue to be a good Muslim. |
I'm indebted to another blogger for this little gem:
It seems that the philosopher Diogenes was asked to comment when one of his accolytes lamented"they deride you Diogenes".
On the contrary retorted Diogenes I'm delighted because if the truth be truth I shall be vindicated and falsehood under the same scrutiny
will be declared false and become dissipated.
The Greeks even had a God "Momos" the god of ridicule; it was so appreciated as a tool of scrutiny.
Keep the "hammer" down Mo, let's get the muslims worshipping Momos.........Thanks for sharing. It's a little known fact but Muslims did actually have their own 'Momos'...until they killed him. |
Q Oh Mo! What is cure for repetitive strain injury? Have been beating wife every day according to your teachings and now is painful to pick up beating stick. Does Allah permit use of boot?.. It would be better to get your son to do the beating for you. That way, he will be able to follow in his father's footsteps and become a good Muslim just like you? |
Dear Prophet Mo; I've been reading muslim internet forums lately that complain of Zionist Infiltrators monitoring and even contributing to their sites! Just wanted to warn you in case they try to mess with your holy official website. Sincerely yours, Not A Zionist Infiltrator.........Thanks for the warning...I'll keep an eye open for them. |
Hi Mo (pbuy) great website for "the fruit cakes in frocks" keep up the good work........Thanks, I intend to ;o) |
Q Dear Mr. Mo. We've just been given some maths homework by a muslim teacher at school and I'm stuck. It says "If Britain has N infidels, how many little suicide-bombers are required to kill them all?". Is it an integration problem?... I don't think so. It sounds more like religious studies to me.
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Q Mohammed, is Hamza bin Laden gay?... Is his Dad a terrorist? |
Some of Christian take photo and video sex wear clothes like Muslim and some of Christian kills human do like Muslim. This is really Muslim? No, they are Jews and Christian........It's one tablet three times a day.
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Q Dear Mo; You (pbuy) mentioned recently encountering Scientology. How do you rate L. Ron Hubbard on the Prophet Scale 1-10?... On a scale of 1 - 10 L. Ron (or L. as I like to call him) is even madder than Allah's favourite prophet.
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Q What's going on? please don't tell me the Mad Mullahs have won and brought down the site (part of it anyway)....say it ain't so!!!!!?...It ain't so
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Thanks God born me in Islam........ Me too. |
Thank you for this informative and helpful site........ You're welcome. |
Q Mo, can Aisha come out and play?...Don't be silly, she's not a child...she's 9.
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This website just goes to show how important Islam is to you....... Well I did invent it!!! |
Q O' Mohammed (PBUY), What religion would you REALLY like to be part of?... That's an excellent question. In a perfect world I'd be a scientologist. Not that I'm really mad it's just that I quite fancy hanging around with Tom Cruise and picking up some women every now and again. |
Excellent website. It expresses my sentiments exactly and I now know that I am not on my own!
...... Decent minded people will never be on their own. |
i had sent you many emails .but u ignored it .i am senting u one more.islamic terrorists have demolished a wtc.but christian bastads?they have destroyed dreams and lives of people of
1.iraq.
2.vietnam
3.afghanistan.
4.japan
and still counting......
may all their curses fall upon people like you.
......I can't imagine why I would have ignored your many mails. |
Q. your relevation is not compleate.will u believe in any man saying "i am a prophet sent by jesus"?
u have no last prophet and bible dosnt just has all the relevant details.and holy books are not for updation.they are to be prerserved as it is.pity u r worshiping an ordinary man.
turn to god and believe in last prophet....Thank you for your faith in me. |
Q.It would seem that some muslims don't agree with your holy guidance on matters islam,
Shouldn't they be punished?... They will be...I get to choose the Virgins for them ;o) . |
Mo, I have read your site from top to bottom and would like to say as a peace loving, devout Muslim I would like to answer your criticisms of Islam with the Kalashnikov.
....... As if there's any other way! |
Q. Mo, I wish to get a divorce from my wife. Back home in Pakistan this was easy. I would pop to the petrol station, fill a can with petrol return home and pour it over my wife and burn her. In the Allah forsaken west, I have to go to a Solicitor who informs me this is not the British way and also I must give her my house so she and the eight kids have some shelter. Please help me on this very tricky problem.? ... With the price of petrol these days going to a solicitor will be cheaper in the long run. |
Q. Mo, Is it true that in the land of Satan (the UK) if a Muslim knocks on an infidels front door and when he opens the door the Muslim says "I want your house, I want your house, I want your house" he has to give it to him?... Of course, assuming he wants to keep his head on his shoulders. |
Dear Mo
Haven't visited your website for a few weeks and was greatly amused to see the update on the wretched Ms Wouters. As I speak Dutch also, I decided to check the Afschrift website out and see that she is still selling her services as a human rights lawyer. However, what is interesting is the order in which she lists her specialities on the website.
<English translation> Her specialities are fiscal law, in particularly international fiscal law, the taxation of small to medium sized businesses, gifts and inheritance, international commercial agreements and human rights. <end English translation>
Don't you think there is something a little odd about this list? Human rights trailing behind fiscal law (that usually stands for tax avoidance in my experience), looking after the interests of small shopkeepers, international commercial agreements and the like? If she was really into human rights, wouldn't she have that in capitals right at the front of the queue?
....... Ms Wouters seems to have a rather perverse sense of priorites in her life.
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Q. I am short so if I become a Moslem & want to have sex with a camel how do I reach?
Should I stand on my wife's head?.... Is there any other way?
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I can't stand it anymore, we are all laughing our butts of up here, you are so funny my son, almost as funny as the false and first MO. Keep up the good work.
....... 'Fun' is my middle name . |
dear mo, ive just spent the last 2 hours of my life reading through this website and can i just say i have not been so entertained for a long time! This site speaks so much truth its unbelievable, in fact ive sent the link to some of my closest friends and they are all becoming muslim converts ;) lulz XD. keep it up!
....... It's always refreshing to hear how my website can bring such joy ;o) Thanks . |
Q. Mo-how come all 'muslim' countries-such as somalia, iran, afghanistan, iraq and the like...are all total sh*tholes? Why is the west so superior? It's not fair..... Because if they weren't sh*tholes, they wouldn't be Muslim countries. Sounds fair to me though :o)
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who xactly r u???? u f*kin got som seriously awsom gutzzzz. man.............considerin wat kinda peaceful people thy r....................i wonda how com stil aliv???? nd lik wat do u????? ur a student or somthng???? nd lik how authentic is ur in4mation????? i chekd up lodz of stuf nd most stuf is tru...................but ther r som serious controversies regardin ayesha crap........mos of thm don blive tht he f*kd up th kid...................dude.............hats off 2 ur guts....... Thanks (I think) . |
Q. What is the proper way to have sex according to your teachings?
... So long as it has more than 2 legs and/or is under 10 years old then that's OK. |
Hi mate..my name is prophet Muhammad too...actually i got inspiration from u...i use this name in youtube and Muslims go wild over me!..and i am loving every minute of it!..Thanks for the inspiration!....and sorry for the copyright stealing....... You're welcome...maybe we're related. |
Great website. I was linked by an article on Islam Watch. As Ali Sina (of FaithFreedomInternational) said, the best way to shut down this barbaric cult is to heap fact-based insults on their belief system until it withers like a poisoned weed. Keep up the good work, and keep your hacking defenses up. You'll need them!..... Thanks dude, I will. |
Absolutely brilliant site. I will try to link you to some other sites. Ridicule is my weapon of choice. it is the opposite of fear which the enemy love. (Along with children and camels)..... Hey, nothing wrong with a camel or 2. . |
Good on you Mo! Keep going for the sake of those who don't like the idea of being frog-marched to the local mosque and forced to convert to Islam at gunpoint...... I'm here for the sake of mankind...and the beer. |
Q. Could you please be kind enough to tell me what is the purpose of this website. Its very rude and racist.
Your website is misleading. please refrain from using bad language.... You must be confusing my website with an Islamic website.
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You're F*CKING CHICKEN..... Only when Aisha has a headache. |
Just a comment to say I enjoy the website and get a good laugh. Doesn't matter if it is about muslims or non muslims life should be about being able to make and take jokes. Keep up the good work. From the land down under
..... Thanks, it certainly should be. |
YOU F*KEN ASSHOLE... WAT THE F*CK IS THIS WEBSITE U IMBASOLE! GO GROW SOME BALLS AND DICK. HOW WOULD U LIKE IT IF I COMMENTED U BY SAYING GO STAPLE JESUS ONTO WOOD! U F*KEN IDIOT. GO TO HELL .....I'd say it's a free country so go ahead. |
Q. Since muslims appear to be the most murderous stupid cretins on the planet. Does this mean that Allah hates them?
... Allah loves them. Who else is going to buy his book? |
Q. Mo, thanks for putting together this very informative site. I've learned so much about "the religion of peace." My question: Muslims pray five times each day? I notice they bow down in long lines face to arse in all male assemblies; well? Suppose somebody rips? Or suppose someone has smelly feet? (they all remove their shoes). Surely there is a homo erotic aspect to this religion----of the turds and whips variety! PBU you
... Nothing wrong with letting one off during prayers, just blame the goat. |
Q. Dear Mo, after going to the batthroom I noticed that I farted exactly in the same tune that the name Muhammad might sound like if said in Arabic. Does that mean that my ass is sacred to Islam?
... All ass is sacred to Islam.
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the man who made this site is sick read your holly book first and see how much Terrorism in it..... No terrorism in my holly book.
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Q. I am confused, why do you approve of paedophilia, wife beating, mass murder & generally like men to be together away from the weak women, but don't approve of man love, taking it up the hershey highway & pork sword swallowing?
... Who needs man love when you have a desert full of camels?!!!!! |
i wish you were descent enough to talk about Islam in a moral and in an educated way...
but you are too low to be of that standard...
that proves what an ignorant and worthless person you are...
what you are doing is pure terrorism, that is accusing people and not being able to elevate your brain to understand what the real truth is...
instead you do such low and immoral things...
i wish you were descent enough for me to talk to you rationally...
but unfortunately you are too worthless and ill-mannered...
i hope one day you will get to know the truth...
ALLAH bless you...
..... Bless you too. |
Q. WHO ARE YOU? WHY ARE YOU TRASHING ISLAM. YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT US SO WHY DON'T YOU STFU AND GET A LIFE BESIDES TRASHING RELIGIONS???????????
... I am Allah's favourite prophet and I'm not trashing religions. This is an educational website where people can come and learn about the religion of peace. |
Q. Which is better partner to make love with? Camel or Pig?
... How the hell would I know? (camel) |
Q.I think that in reality you are the anti-Christ, which explains how you get so many liers, rapists, murderers, the plain deluded & general criminal scum to be so loyal to you.
Or am I being a bit harsh? ... No, that's just about hit the nail on the head.
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I'm from the Philippines a country that is 90% Christian, I am annoyed whenever I see Muslims selling fake DVDs and begging in the streets is it o.k if I would throw Raw Pork at them would that be offensive and fun to do to Muslims?? What might happen? anyway nice website thank you for the information it inspires me and the info is true like www.thereligionofpeace.com keep it up!
..... Thanks, I will. |
Q. who the hell do you think you are????????????? no matter what you say.... all muslims will enter paradise & you & your fan club will no doubt be burning in hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You are a very brave Muslim to consider your own personal safety. But I would suggest you run and hide unless you want to get your 'f***ing head ripped off'... Paradise sounds like fun - No beer, No women, No jokes, No bacon sandwiches after a night out... I think I'll take burning in Hell every time :o) |
Hi Mo (PBUY) Just to let you know, I was feeling very low the other day, so much so In fact, that I rang the Samaritans, who put me through to their call centre in Pakistan. When I told them I felt suicidal they seemed excited and asked if I could fly a plane?
Piles Be Upon You. XX.....It's a well known fact that Pakistani Samaritans are actually terrorist recruitment centres. |
Q. Mo, some of your mad followers have just created the usual carnage with a car bomb outside the Danish embassy in Islamabad. The last contributer asked you to remove the Danish flag from your site because presumably he didn\'t like the message that Islam is associated with violence. Do the words "irony" and "in a state of denial" spring to mind?
... They may well do. |
Q. Can I learn to like Moslems or do I have to aquire a taste for paedophilia, violence, fear of women, dressing in flip flops & sheets & living in sh*t holes first?
... Now that's not fair. They wear sandals, not flip flops. |
Please remove the Danish flag from this site. I am from Denmark and do not want to see my flag on a site like this....The Danish flag on my site is dedicated to the brave people of Denmark who are standing up for freedom of speech. I'm guessing your flag is probably a very light shade of white and therefore doesn't actually appear on my site. |
go you f*ck . you r a relegious fanatic. u dosnt reply me all these times.... I am Prophet Mohammed (PBUM), it doesn't get any more religiously fanatical than that! |
Q. My sister is seeing an infidel I am knowing I must kill her but should I kill the infidel too, he is built like a brick sh*thouse and has a skinhead and tattoos. I am not scared of course as I know Allah is on my side but he has said he will rip my f***ing head off. What should I do about this... You are a very brave Muslim to consider your own personal safety. But I would suggest you run and hide unless you want to get your 'f***ing head ripped off'. |
Q. dear Mo, my nine year old wife has a teddy bear, and because no man may look on anothers wife i have a decision to make. Should i pluck out its eyes, or go for the full throat slitting head cutting off thingy, please help... A teddy bear is not a man.. but go for the full throat slitting head cutting off thingy anyway. |
if u really believe in jesus? then why do u practise things which jesus have never taught you?(nuns etc) pity that you are misunderstood and you are worshipping a prophet which was sent to you.turn to god. note:reply logically and not with anything i dosnt want(i mean ur poor "joke like words" .... Who's Jesus? and what are 'nuns etc'? |
yhe latest news in the internet,(from a biblical site)clearly shows that there are 218 versions of bible.but quran is the same all the times, that means "it is the book from god and he knows well how to prevent it getting spoilt by misbelievers"(quran) god has kept his word and he will, pity about your poor bible.... Yes, you are correct. The book that Muslims derive all their knowledge from hasn't been updated in 1400 years. |
Although I have no clear religious beliefs, I do find your website offensive, not on religious grounds but on the basis of incitement. Why do you insist on exploiting your ability to further hatred within our communities??? Would it not be wiser to utilize your freedom of speech to build a more united front...and see that the problems of terrorism are caused by inequalities in power and perpetuated by mindless citizens such as yourselves?.... Your religious beliefs seem pretty clear to me. |
heil hitler you inbred jewish muthafuker whats the difference between a jew and a pizza?a pizza doesnt scream in the oven.ive just done your 3 year old talmudic bitch of a wife now its ur mommys turn. ... You sweet talking babe magnet. Say hi to your little sister from me ;o) |
Mo come quick to Verona Italy they have bulldozed one of your mosques its a pity they was no one in at the time... That's because they were all out celebrating my birthday! Cheers! |
(PART 1) I pray for Allah to guide you to the right path. Please set with your self and read the Quran and be fare, then ask the lord, whoever the lord you believe in, to guide you to the right path and then go from there.... Unfortunately my last copy of the quran became soiled. My dog ate something that didn't agree with him and I needed something to clean the mess up. Sorry :o( |
(PART 2) The second point I wanna make it clear to you is that, by websites like yours, many non-muslims became muslims. Simply the people are curious to find out the truth and finaly they come to Islam.
.. Yes, you have some very peaceful and tolerant converts. Richard Reid (the shoe bomber), Mike Tyson (rapist and ear-biter), Abu Izzadeen (AKA Trevor the terror fund-raiser) etc etc. Funny how people eventually find a religion they feel at home with. |
(PART 3) Let me share with you a story and how I find your site. A student (non muslim) was supposed to write a biography about one person and he choosed to write abour Prophet Mohammed (PEACE AND PLEASING UP ON HIM AND UP ON ALL OTHER PROPHETS ONLY). By searching on the web he find your informative site(?????), then he talked to his muslim friend about it, the mslim friend gave him the quran and asked him to search more by himself, by the end of the year he became good muslims and since his family saw his morals and behaviors improved a lot (e.g respecting parents, mercy for others, no drinking, ...etc) the family started to search more and now they are on the way to became muslims. Any way thank you for helping non muslims to became muslims .. What a lovely story. I had intended to take the site down but as it is obviously doing some good I think I should leave it up. |
Q. muslim women are covering up because they know that in this world, christian bastads are the majority,who dont hesitate to f*ck their moms, including you bloody bastad. i had sent you some reasonable messages, but i never saw it here in this page. i am dead sure u wernt able to answer and from this, i conclude that all these times, u were answering stupid questions of stupid christian losers. pls reply me quick, if your pride dosnt allow u to post ur stupid answer in public, just sent me email........ I'm sorry, I must have missed your 'reasonable' emails. Maybe I inadvertently filed them in the folder marked 'TWAT' |
Q. Dear Mo! Aakhi! I've noticed many angry letters to "Ask Mo" since the Mar/Apr PBUH contest. Is there bitterness in the Ummah about not getting sacred mugs?........ I think there must be. Although I received many entries from Muslims they didn't really enter into the spirit of the competition. Some were even very rude! |
Q. Dear Mo, Is it true there is a new terror organisation called "Lezbollah" that is comprised of muslimas that like to lick prayer carpet?...... Now if I didn't know any better I may think that you're being rude. |
I love you prophet of peace Mohamed and i will still love you till end of my life... You're not too bad yourself ;o) |
Q. Many happy returns for your birthday on sunday, here in boltonistan there are 4,000 muzzies having a "peacefull" march around town celebrating the worlds greatest peedo. By the way how old are you?..... Put it like this... I have to have a very big cake. |
HAHAHA.when u laugh at us so loudly do u hav even d slightest idea that i'm laughing at u a billion million times more? i request all the muslims who r losing their patience over here not to waste time on this guy ... Thanks for the compliment! |
Allah's curse on you. How could you do this??? You’re barber, ignorant... Take a moment and think about all the beautiful things in your life, and wonder, start asking questions to find the truth, before it’s too late. Is this the result of your thinking??? To insult your creator and his messengers even Jesus, it’s a shame and this will lead you to hell stop this please, it won’t make you famous... I already am. Google me and see for yourself :o) |
Q. Hi Mo (pbuy). My father passed away when I was very small and my mother has had a very tough life bringing up me and my 9 brothers (and some sisters - I forget how many) as good muslims. During this time she held down 2 jobs as well as having to make regular visits to the DHSS for unemployment benefit. Through all this she managed to bring us up as good Muslim boys. I hope you can appreciate life has been very tough for my mother. Recently she has befriended a very nice western gentleman who has showered her with gifts, treated her respectfully and put a smile back on her face.
My question therefore is this: When cutting the head off of an elderly lady is it preferable to use a serrated blade or go for the quality of a double bevelled fully sharpened blade?. .... The double bevelled fully sharpened choice is extremely over-rated as it causes very little pain. Being elderly, the lady would almost certainly have endured the hardships of life in the mid 20th century and will therefore fully expect a little discomfort during her murder. |
Q. Most mercifull and wise "Mo"(PBUY) I have brought shame to my family loving another. She is all that I can hope for...my love for her is that I desire in paradise...however my love for another has divided my house....my goats hate me and the camels ignore me...what can i do to bring peace and harmony back to my house? .... Tricky one...Personally, I'd go and drown my sorrows and then see if things look any better when you sober up. They probably won't but at least you can say you tried! |
Q. what is the name of grandmother of prophet mohammed (peace be upon him)? .... Granny. |
Q. do you know that YOU SUCK if you don't , now you do the islam is something great that you will never understand so don't miss with it this is just my advice for you ....(audio response). |
This question appeared in a religion forum and I thiought that you may be interested. The answers were ALL in favour of free speech and were ridiculing the person, as expected.
"Against Islam, how to report the website? There is this website I want to get closed down its has the most horrific messages against Islam , with VERY unappropriate material, lots of sexual images, and INCORRECT information ...how would I come across reporting this site? I dont find any real way to access it, is there a main DOMAIN or ADMIN i can contact on this?"
Your comments?. .... Maybe he should team up with Ines Wouters! |
I saw Ur Cartoonish Website.Which is very sad news For all Muslims. I Hated it,,Its not Good stuff. Actually ALLAH (THE ALMIGHTY GOD) hated it. HE will surely give u deadly punishment in WORLD and IN HELL... Kindly remove this stuff From the internet...It will Not Divert other people from their religion.But a lot of MISDEEDS Are being added to in ur Account which will show to you in the Day of judgement.THAT is what u did in the temporary world... Please remove this From internet...n beg and pray from ALLAH that he forgive u...Otherwise I m not watching ur Good future. .... OK, I'll take the website down immediately! |
Q. What will happen to mudslimes(hic-muslims) at Christ's second coming? Is it true they will mostly be terminated. I do hope you say yes .... No - I'm feeling argumentative today. |
Q. Dear Profit, how come Hen F*ckingstone, despite being your best student, flunked in the London Mayoral election that too to an Israel-inclined smart boy? Does that mean end of your dominance or what?. .... Allah prefers blondes. |
Q. Complaint - I am one of the muslims.We respect your prophet.Why dont you respect our prophet? .... Maybe you should look up the definition of respect...just to make sure ;o) |
I went to that address (Clement Street Bradford). What a bunch of losers. All on welfare!.... Well at least you came away with your head still attached to your body...Well done! |
11 Clement Street Bradford 8 West Yorkshire Come Down If You Dare.. .... Not another 'Vicars and Tarts' party... |
Q. Mo, if Islam is such a religion of peace and tolerance, why are Indonesia's Christians increasingly seeking refuge in shopping malls and hotels to hold religious services? .... Are you suggesting that rabid packs of blood thirsty followers of Islam have got something to with the situation? |
Q. what is it like being a geek? .....Kinda fun. |
Q. today I had Alphabits cereal for breakfast. When I poured it into my bowl, it spelled out "Convert to Christianity". Is this a sign from Allah?. ..... Allah's having some serious self-belief issues at the moment. |
Mohammed (PBUY), I have had the grandest time here, today. Your site inspires me. Thank you. .... You're welcome...keep the faith ;o). |
Q. Mo (PBUY), How about if we muslims all self-detonate at the exact same time? We could leave a serious big impression on the world!? ..... Fantastic idea. But if you don't mind, I'll supervise. |
Mohammed (PBUY), I have had the grandest time here, today. Your site inspires me. Thank you. .... My pleasure, come again soon. |
you know what i'd shagged you god so hard his kids turned out to be jesus the....fkin trash!! are you gods son then you mother fker i threw you jsus up ya mums fanny! and i made sure it hurt ver bad... it bled like f*ck...the slut!..... I bet you say that to all the girls ;o) |
Q. why don't you learn something from great people instead of mocking them and their theories. it's easy to mock them but equally tough it is to replicate their actions and contributions...... You're right, It's very easy to mock them :o) |
Well done on your informative, brave and very funny website, I admire your courage in a world full of nutcases who wouldn't think twice about beheading you. Go Prophet!!!! .... Thank you...errr maybe I'll just go and double lock the front door. |
Q. sallam how do i learn the quran if i am not focusing? ..... Repeat after me... 'Kill, Kill, Kill'. There you are, you're now officially an Islamic scholar with a complete understanding of the quran. |
Q. Dear Mo, I heard today (Thur 17/4) that Abu Izzadeen(aka Trevor Brooks) is likely to be imprisoned for terrorist fund raising. Do you think this might be counter productive? After all Abu (or Trev) is a stupid c*nt of world class proportion and represents to the world the idiocy of Islam; in his own inimitable moronic style. He would seem to be far too valuable to incarcerate....... Of course you are right. But after taking into account time served, good behaviour, early release etc, under the current British legal system his 4.5 year sentence will be over by 8:35pm tomorrow evening. |
YOu are son of bitches and dont respect the other religions and you will be die. you are son of dogs and monkeys toooooooooooo ...(audio response). |
Q. Mo, why is that your faithful are always on the rage over silly things like cartoons, conversions, etc, etc, etc? Cant they get a life and move on? or is it that they lack crucial psychiatric help?. .....They're only following orders...now where have I heard that one before? |
Interesting site, don't tell me God made you do it. He's a f*cker like that...here's a quote for you. Sympathy for the devil, God wrote all the books!! Good luck my friend keep taking the Jihad. .... Thank you....but he really did ;o) |
Q. please stop this stop messing with our prophet muhammad (pbuh) this is America freedom of religon what happen to that ..... You'll find it under freedom of speech. |
have you noticed that those people who disagree with our point of view (muslims) are given the freedom of speech to air them, whilst they (muslims) in the same breath would deny us ours. It is also my right to call you "carpet kissing paedophile worshipers" LONG LIVE FREEDOM. ....Enjoy it while you can. |
Q. Mo, Muslims assert that you once cut the moon in half with your sword. Did the Americans find evidence of this when they landed on on the moon, and if so are they covering it up to hide the truth about Islam from us benighted infidels in the West? .... They could produce no evidence whatsoever! Therefore, they obviously never actually landed on the moon. This proves the landings were nothing more than a Christian-Jewish conspiracy designed to cast doubt over whether I exist! And I obviously do or I wouldn't be here writing this answer. |
The Almighty will gather all of us in the Day of Judgment with the PROPHET MUHAMMAD PEACE BE UPON HIM then you will be very sorry about this and you will blame everyone who helped You to do this .So think it over and destroy this website to save yourself that day...... (audio response). |
What the f*ck is your problem u b*stard ur causing all the riots burn in hell and allah will kill u when u die u son of a b*stard. ...... You have the bedside manner of a Muslim doctor...so please don't kill me. |
Q. your excellency! when you died 1400 years ago, you were intered 6 feet below. now after 1400 years how are you going to rise up to face judgement day? thank you very much. have pint on me. .... You've obviously never seen 'Kill Bill'...and thank you, I will. |
Dear Mo - this is a great site. But it would be even better if you changed the font colour of the ranters to green, because that is surely the colour they would be using if they knew how to write with a pen and paper. Mind you, green is the colour of a certain religion... Mmm, changed my mind about that one. ... Green certainly is a lovely colour. I painted my sand dune green once. Not all my responses are interesting. |
F*ck You Admin :) Your Mother F*ck Admin :) ...... I never liked Admin either! |
Q. Do you know biography of the Prophet peace be upon him Did you know about scientific facts mentioned in the Koran and that scientists demonstrated today? .... Ah, those scientific 'facts' in the koran. Where would the civilised world be today without the koran ;o) |
F*CK YOU ALL. F*CK UR PARENTS, UR SISTERS, UR BROTHERS, you ASSHOLES. ISLAM is BEST. Prophet Muhammad (Peace be upon him)...... Now if I were a psychiatrist I may come to the conclusion that you're suffering from some kind of incestuous sexual fixation. |
Q. Oh Great One please guide me. Job Centre are insisting that I stop claiming benefits and get a job !!!!!(racists). Thing is, only the infidel works, Allah has put the the muslim on the earth to ponce and not soil his hands with work...we only dirty our hands when we wipe our backsides. The problem is, do I take a job and insult Islam or do I, as a matter of principle, bomb the Job Centre and therefore stop my income? .....If Muslims are to succeed and rule the world they must overcome these problems with some lateral thinking. Of course you must bomb the Job Centre (that goes without saying), but make sure your wife and children are inside at the time. You will then be able to sue for lots of money and buy yourself a new wife with the proceeds. |
Q. why rnt u talking about america? people r just having sex with each other and prostitution is banned in christianity too? dont know? .....I hate to answer a question with another question, but... How do you manage to type whilst wearing a straitjacket? |
Q. Mo, since all the fruitcakes who run the BBC think Islam is such a cuddly tolerant religion, wouldn't it be a good idea for them to make a truthful 12-part documentary series about your life story? .... That's a very good idea (although I'm not too sure about the 'truthful' bit). I'll ask my friend Salman Rushdie if he'd be interested in writing it! Who'd play the lead role though... Brad Pitt maybe? |
One of the most disrepectful things you can do is pretend to be the Prophet, seeing as he's a very honored person .... Yes, you are right. How dare that war-mongering paedophile from 1400 years ago dare to insist that he is actually me!!!! |
Q. Mo - can you get in contact with Allah and get him to sort it out that Chelsea beat Liverpool in the Champions League semi final? PeaceBeUponEwes.....Consider it done. |
Moslem rule world one day .... Of course they will... pick up your medication on the way out please. |
Q. Dear Mo (PBUY), why is it that all those that insult you on this page seem unable to spell?... Now that's a little unfair. If your Maths lesson consisted of reciting the koran, your english lesson consisted of reciting the koran, your cultural studies lesson consisted of reciting the koran, your cookery lesson consisted of reciting the koran, your science lesson consisted of reciting the koran etc etc etc then you'd also have dificulty doing anything other than making bombs and reciting the koran! |
God damage you , Fool people ... Just God damage you , This site will be hacked this week , Our group won't let Fool people have website . So say good-bye to this site. .... Good-bye site :o( |
Q. Dear Mo, Love your site! I wonder though.. Why is it that when I read the Koran so much of it is stolen from the Bible.... Did you really have so little imagination?.... Just being lazy. |
Hello Prophet, thanks for having the balls to tell it how it is. .... Thanks for the compliment . |
Q. Dear Mo, Since muslims worship Hubal (aka Allah) does this explain why "lunacy" is such a common characteristic amongst them?... There is some evidence for this... although drinking unboiled camel urine doesn't help either. |
Dear Mo (PBUY), Your site is REALLY terrific. I have learned so much from your site and through your links. I just wanted to encourage you to keep up the great work. .... Thanks...my site is here for the education of all so I'm pleased you have found it useful and now have a better understanding of Islam. |
Q. dear Mo what did you get Aisha for her wedding gift? and don't you think leeds united are the best team in the world!!...... I got her a lovely Barbie alarm clock so she wouldn't be late for school...and, Leeds United will soon be back where they belong - if they are not careful :o) |
This is short extract from a very long email "...one person crashed a plane into a crowded building not all muslims and fyi, NO ONE has absolute proof that a muslim was actually the one to commit this atrocity".... Of course not. Maybe it was the 83 year old Jewish grandmother sitting in seat 22d that overpowered the crew, took control of the plane and flew it into the first World Trade Tower. |
do u know its ur icapability and mental frustration ...... its not only u but ur western power is also frustrater... haha ha ha....... Wouldn't want to meet you on a dark night. But then again, I guess you're safely locked up by then. |
Q. Hiya Mo! Can you tell me why, when so many Muslims have a go at you in the forum, you dont ask them to add their own comments on the images and truths you show us? Great Site!... Unfortunately they would have no rational response to the truth. |
SHAME ON YOU ..SHAME AND SHAME ON YOU. U CANT SEE MAN. YOU R BLIND ....U KONW ..U MAKE FROM YOURSELF A JOKE...SHAME ON YOU....... And your point is? |
Islam does not force women to cover themselves, when the woman feels as though she is ready to cover, she can do so, and why do u say it as if it's a negative thing? Is it better to have a society where women are constantly being raped and men drool like dogs over the revealing clothing being worn?.... If Muslim men could control their sexual urges then there would be no need for Muslim women to cover themselves in the first place. |
Us muslims will blow up a bus but we will not blow up a benefit office. This rational thinking proves we are not totally uncivilised... Proof at last!!! |
mohammed was a great man who promoted peace and u have started a site like this? turn towards god and shut down this site,before it gets banned. if you not,i shall start a similar site with people like you .. 'Thanks I was (and still am). |
you think you're real slick don't u?... this website is probably the sickest joke anyone's ever pulled, and haha ur not funny....to anyone who views this site, i urge you not to ask stupid questions or make any insulting commentary towards this "man" because he's apparently good at come-backs...he learned well from the bullies at school... 'Anger is the path to the Dark Side' ... I sense anger. |
Q. Mo, love your site. The nutty Marxist National Union of Teachers (NUT) in the UK recently recommended that Islam be taught in schools. Could your website be used as an educational resource, and would discussing Aisha (since she was very much school age) be a good way to introduce the religion of peace to the youth of the UK?....I'm already in talks with the Educaton Minister to have Allah's favourite website entered into the National Curriculum. |
Dear, The worse kind of slavery is when the slave thinks he is free, and that is happining with muslims, they think Islam give them freedom when they are no more than slaves.....And self-imposed slavery makes it even sadder. |
well here what you have to say on the day of judgement do taubah and pray that allah gives you hidayah before its to late( before allahs punishment comes down )he was the beloved of allah if u mess wid him u mess wid allah and alaah is the most powerful and hes savere in punishment..?.... You are right, Allah is severe in punishment. It's lucky he love's my website otherwise he'd severely punish me too!!! |
Mo, you keep verbally attacking us muslim so to counter this I would just like to say , muslims are hard working, respectable and peace loving people and I will behead and bomb any b*stard who says otherwise.......You won't get any argument from me! |
Q. Dear Mo (PBUY), when topless-bar hopping with allah, who picks up the tab?. .... Depends who's got most money left after a night's whoring. |
Q. I have just converted into Islam.. the information which you have written about Islam is NOT true.. If you are a prohet then why dont you show your self? Scared? Course you will be.. As far as i know the Prohet was the best of mankind, he still is.. your not even worth his sh*t!!!... GET A LIFE BROTHER! get out of your fantasy world and come in to reality, were in the 21st century love...I wish you a speedy recovery. |
Q.Your most Reverend Magnificence. I have recently been released from a top security mental hospital/prison where I have been held for many years for murdering and maiming people. I have been released only because of my fantastic acting ability and capacity for lying. I am now looking for a suitable religeon in which to channel my natural talent for cruelty and homicide. Which religion would you suggest? PS, I am VERY fond of children. (Hope this helps)..... Hmmm...now that's a tricky one! |
jus wanna say u just a bludy selfish b*stard huz got nufin better 2 do wiv ur lyf den sit on ur fat arse all day dissin Islam.u dnt know wt ur f*ckn chattin bout u psycho..a fink u shud visit ur local shrink if you fink ur havin drinks wiv Allah in da pub lol u need ur brain checkn out u freak..rot in hell..hope Allah kicks ur fat arse 2 hell nd bak..even dat wnt b enuf punishment 4 yaaa..Get a lyf nd mayb a girlfriend/boyfreind while ur at it...u myt fink ur all clever dissn Islam but we'l see huz laffin wen u get wt u deserve..u betta woch ur back..BURN IN HELL!!!! .... Get myself a ' girlfriend/boyfreind' (sic)?...Is that like one of those ladyboys? Sounds like fun but I'm not sure I'd know where to start ;o) |
Hi Mo, Thanks for showing "Fitna" on your site. It is a wonderful film. We need one hundred more films like it. The cost of freedom is constant vigilance against those who think "freedom is from the devil". For those who want a translation of the word "fitna", it means a criminal wrong thought. Any disagreement with Islam is fitna. Fitna must be punished by death. Practically all freedom of expression could be considered "fitna"...criminal wrong thought. Only the mullahs have the right to decide what is fitna and what isn't. They have the right and duty to declare a "fatwa", a death sentence on those guilty of thought crimes. Islam is the only faith that institutionalizes pedophilia, beheading, crucifixion and genocide. All non-Moslems are guilty of fitna. PBUY for maintaining this site. Signed, Non-Dhimmi .... Peace Be Upon Me, indeed! |
MARK MY WORDS Mo (F*ck U, U FAGGET ASSHOLE SON OF A BITCH) ONE DAY YOU WILL BE RIPPED APART AND TORN AWAY LIKE GOD WISHES IT TO BE... THERE IS STILL TIME... U'LL BE REGRETTING YUR MISTAKES ON THE DAY OF JUDGEMENT...U STILL HAVE TIME OR THE WRATH OF ALLAH WILL DESTROY U.. .... You are right, I DO have time... 5 minutes until the pub opens, cheers! |
THANKS MILLION FOR THE WEBSITE OF YOURS..... YOU ARE THE HOPE OF THE WORLD ....GOD BLESS YOU .... Thanks, he does, and Yes, I guess I am :o) |
Hey Mo (PBUY), you've got one of the absolute BEST sites on the web! I hope you're around as long as we need you.... So do I !!! |
SIR, HOW DARE I CALL YOU LIKE THAT? U R A CHRISTIAN?YOU R THE SON OF GOD? HOW MANY FATHERS U HAVE BESIDES THE FATHER U HAVE IN UR HOME? DOES GOD F*CKS?THEN HOW DOES HE GAIN THIS MUCH SONS OR DAUGHTERS? F*CK YOU!!!!!!!!1 NOTE,I HAVE COLLECTED ALL THE MATERIALS OF THIS COMPUTER TO MY SYSTEM AND I AM GONNA MOVE IT AS A CASE IN THE INTERNATIONAL COURT.U KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF I TAKE THIS TO THE MEDIA?. ....They'll probably make a programme about you for cable TV. I'm guessing it'll be called 'The World's dumbest Muslim' |
Q.Hi Mo (PBUY), AFLAC (insurance company) did a commercial with a goat. Do you know if she is single? .... No, married with 3 kids! |
F*K U B*STARDZ….U’LL B F*KED ONE DAY BY UR OWN MOTHER F*CKING FAKE FREAKING PIECE OF A SH*T GOD………UR F*CKING SH*TTING GOD WHICH HAS NO F*KING RESPECT U MUDERING B*STARDZ…….THIS MESSAGE IZ FOR OL MOTHER F*CKING DANISH PIMPS INCLUDING OL UR F*CKING COMPANIONS……..N NOT TO OUR RESPECTED PROPHET……. N YEA U PUSSY…….PBUH MEANS PEACE BE UPON HIM…HIM MEANZ OUR PROPHET NOT UR F*KING WET ROTTEN FAKE PUSSY GOD……IF U HAVE F*KING GUTS THEN COME TO A COMMUNITY WEBSITE AND SAY OL DIS F*KING SH*T DEN U’LL C HOW OTHERS WILL F*K UR FREAKING CASE OFF U MOTHA F*KING CREAPS……UR GOD IS SO F*KING DAT DAT B*STARD DIN GIVE A DAMN ABOUT U F*KERS…DA REASON IZ DAT HEZ BZY F*KING UR F*KING GODDESSES…….IF U HAVE GUTS THEN COME TO MY COUNTRY I’LL TELL U DETAILS OF CONTACTING ME….
MY CONTACT DETAILS NAME: SYED SHAN –E- ABBAS JAFRI
COUNTRY: OMAN, MUSCAT
ADDRESS: P.O.BOX.751 P.C.112 WADI KABIR MUSCAT OMAN
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IF U HAVE F*KING GUTS DEN CUM 2 ME N TOK FACE 2 FACE U MOTHA F*KING PEACE OF SH*T……….GO F*K UR MOM N IF HAVE TIME DEN DIE N F*K UR GODDESS…………. FUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKK UUUUUUUUUUUU ..... I'm sensing anger... |
Q. Dear Mo, We hear that the saudi authorities have decided that all the 40;000 imams in Saudi are to attend a course to discourage them from pumping out their poisonous ideology. Why can't they go just one step further and BAN them?. .... If they ban the preaching of hate then they are inadvertently banning Islam...Without Islam there can be no Muslims...Without Muslims there can be no terrorism...Without terrorism there would be no need for Saudi Arabia to exist....Without Saudi Arabia there would be a big hole in the Earth where all the oil would escape from...Without oil I would not be able to drive my car...Without my car I would not be able to get to the pub and put the world to right. I hope this answers your question. |
Q. Mo (PBUY), have you heard the one about the Jew, the Christian, and the Psycho (PBUY)?... .... That hurt! |
You mixed the events, I saw you talking about Iraqi vs Iranian war and you didn’t be their? is it fair to forget world war1 and world war2 ! As you know most of them are Christians.....Everybody has a right to be stupid but you're taking the proverbial! |
Q. Dear Mo (HOBP), I shagging my fave camel when goat wife #2 walk in tent. Can I divorce saying "porkchop, porkchop, porkchop?" .... Now you're just being silly. |
look at your own relegion before you pick on other peoples religion and f*ck jebus crist .... I have never had sexual relations with that man. |
Q. Blessed Prophet: Apparently there is a film called "Fitnah" coming out soon that paints Muslims as stupid, violent barbarians. Do you agree?.... This is an outrageous slur on the Barbarians. As far as I am aware, there is not a single Muslim in the side. |
HOW MANY FATHERS DO U HAVE?IF U CALL ALL CHRISTIANS SONS AND DAUGHTERS OF GOD?F*CK U U WILL SUFFER ONE DAY AND U R NEVER GONNA LAUGH THAT DAY.ANYWAY LETS SEE IT IN THE COURT B*STAD. .... I'm suffering right now. Allah spiked my drinks last night and I've got the mother of all hangovers. Now I know why I banned alchohol...never again! |
y da f*k u bein racist u f*kin dum human. whateer the f*k u are ur f*king gay and a big b*stard. mohammed(PBUH)is the best thing ever happend in this world. .... I wasn't aware I was being racist...maybe you'd be kind enough to give me a few lessons in civility and tolerance. |
Q. Mo (PBUY), if You (PBUY) are truly a Holy Prophet (PBUY) can You (PBUY) tell what I'm thinking right now?.. .... Yes |
what the hell do you think your doing making fun of god and do you want to know what pbuh means well go find it bc it means Peace and blessings be upon him dump A** so get threw ur inorant little head of yours what if i made fun of what ever u r u know what i am im going to make a web page saying oh i was talking to jesus the other day man he sure and jug down beer and then we hit the strip club and we puked and laughed the whole next day!!!!!..... Cool, send me a link when it's online ;o). |
Q. Sa va , tu OSE critiquer l islam et prétendre que il tue leur enfant et que il veulent détruire israel juste par ce que les nazis les ont aidée a chasser la bete immonde ? je vie en europe et pourtant je soutien l islam , car moi jen connais le vrai visage , toi tu te fait manipuler par le systeme bouffon va , si tu vis en france ou comme ca dis moi, comme sa je vien chez toi ... sale fils de pute va tu connais rien sur ce conflit alors ferme un peu ta sale geule , le sionisme est en train de tout écraser en manipulant tt le monde ,la preuve que tu es un pov type ? staline a lui tout seul a gazé 2 foie plus de juif que hitler ... sale con va ta vraiment rien compris..... It's all French to me! |
Q. u r a seek man. r u crasy and psy.... Madness is nothing more than a state of mind. |
Q. Hi Mo. Peace, etc. Why are all the muslims who write to your site - threatening you with a violent death as a result of your expression of free speech - highly inarticulate, dyslexic, vicious and uneducated?.... Keep going... |
Q. Mr. Mohammed, you made a fool out of over 1 billion people who call themselves Muslim. But there are other five billion who you have not been able to fool. Do you think you have failed?.....Failure is not an option. Today sand, tomorrow the world!. |
Q. Mo, how would you reccommend Israel to handle the Palestinians?.... Behind bomb-proof glass would be my suggestion. |
Q. You bastard muthah f*cker... how dare you mock Islam. You think people believe you when you say i am Muhammed peace be upon YOURSELF?? juz f*k off u idiot. ... Above all else the Devil cannot stand to be mocked ;o) |
Q. whts wrong wit u b take this site down and stop being a smart ass..... ahhhh thanks, I'm blushing now. |
Q. Dear Mo, what do gay people do in heaven? Or are the virgins their punishment in hell?....Virgins come in all shapes, sizes and sexual orientations. |
Q. I have tried it with virgins and they are no good. they know nothing. Is there any way to get more experienced females and are you permitted to beat them?... I don't understand what the problem is. Allah personally tests all virgins vigorously before renting them out to our beloved martyrs. We have never had any complaints and they have never required a beating. Of course you can beat them if you wish, so long as the day ends in a 'y'...it is the Islamic way. |
Q. Blessed Prophet; I am a muslim from a small village and wish to riot like my european brothers [inshallah] but we have no cars. Would it be halal to tip over camels and light them on fire?....That would be cruel...don't you have a Grandmother instead? |
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