Free the Teddy Bear Mohammed (PBUH) now

The Sudanese dust may have settled after the release of schoolteacher Gillian Gibbons but it should be remembered that nothing has been heard from the Teddy Bear Mohammed (PBUH) for over 2 weeks now. Teddy bears around the world are beginning to vent their anger towards the evil teddybearphobic regime in Sudan. The above picture, the last confirmed sighting of Teddy Mo, shows him festering in a flea ridden Khartoum jail. An anonymous source from within the jail stated that Mo now "looked like he'd had the stuffing knocked out of him".

Muslims seem to be totally oblivious to the fact that Teddianity is the fastest growing religion in the Middle East and that it won't be long before Teddies of all denominations band together and take revenge for the oppression they have suffered at the hands of followers from the evil death cult of Islam.

In a stirring speech, The Archteddy of Pooh Corner described Mo's imprisonment as a long awaited catalyst that would see Teddy bears around the world regain their freedom. He called on all Teddies to cast away the evil cloud of Islam and do everything in their power to free their beloved leader. Addressing a large emotional pack he stated 'This is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning.' As the crowd called for more, he concluded 'They have taken our porridge but they can't take our freedom! '